Look, Mom, I hang out in the bathtub, ok? Don't act like it's a big shock to pull back the curtain and see me there. I have things to do here - lots of them. I contemplate life, chase bugs, maybe a nap or two - y'know, impawtant stuff.
It's my house too. I can be in the bathtub if I want. And don't even think about getting me wet! I know you've thought it. I've seen you thinking it.