We realize it's nippy, especially outside of our bedroom.
We understand you don't want to get up out of the toasty bed.
And it's clear that you're bored. However.
It is NOT OK for you to sit in bed and toss up our nip hamster and
go WEEEEEE each time like that d***** piggie from the Geico commercial.
Especially not when WE are ready to play with it.