Thursday, January 28, 2010
We're passing on the meow on something very important from Parker. Wayside Waifs helps lots of anipals get Forever Homes, and they are in the running for a really big award of lots of green papers. Let's get out there and vote, vote like a baby stoat (to quote Misha).
Go here: http://perfectlyparker.blogspot.com/
**This message approved by Leia & Toby & Cousin Max
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Insulted? Heck, yeah I was insulted. There I was, out for a pleasant little noon-time walk when an older couple passed by. They seemed like nice folks, so I didn't give them my usual cold stare, just a friendly one and wagged my tail a little, so they knew I was not a threat. The man said, "Hey, little guy," which I thought was border-line okay. Just because I'm 11 pounds doesn't mean I'm small. But he seemed harmless so I let it pass by. But the woman! OMG! She told me her cat was bigger than me! Insult! Insult! Even if it was true, it's still an insult!! - Cousin Max
Monday, January 25, 2010
Last night, Leia and I discussed the steak situation. This morning, we called our hoomin into the kitchen for a serious confab about her failure to give steak when steak is due. Kittehs must be firm with their humans.
I lounged on the kitchen table while Leia pranced back and forth from below, to open the meeting. Our Mom gave us both head and chin scritches and lots of generalized petting.
And then we totally forgot to talk about the steak thing! Frak! We see what you did there, hoomin.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
O My Ceiling Cat, we luff steak!! LUFF LUFF LUFF it. We didn't even know that we luffed steak until Mom opened a package of cooked steak last night. The smell....ooooo the smell... brought us both running and demanding our fair share.
And do you think that ungrateful-for-her-wonderful kittehs hoomin shared with us?
No she did NOT!
She ignored us!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
I was out on a walk the other day, when I saw my arch-nemesis - a squirrel darting across the sidewalk a ways ahead of me. So I bounded over to take care of it. Only to find that it wasn't a squirrel at all, but just a leaf. I looked at my person, but she missed the whole thing. Those humans can be so obtuse at times. - Cousin Max
Monday, January 18, 2010
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
It happens when I least expect it. I'll be settled down for my nap in front of the couch, my person comfortably settled in the recliner and I know she's not going anywhere for a while. Then I wake up for a check and YEEKS! she's gone! So I search the entire place, even looking at the front door to see if she snuck out on me. Where do I usually find her? On the couch behind where I was sleeping. She just laughs and says, "It's so hard to sneak up on you, Max, I just couldn't resist."
- Cousin Max
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
These days, a kitteh must take advantage of any sun spot he or she can find. Mom says we're in the middle of a two week very-cold spell, so we're doing our best to stay warm. I found this spot yesterday. Leia wanted to share it with me but I went PFFFTTT!! and she left. It's MINE, I tell you, all MINE.
We're also happy to report that all the days of this week are Mom Days! She's on vacation from her day hunting place. AND she's not going off and leaving us, she's staying right here.
Toby and Leia
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Werk, werk, werk. Gotta wonder if our hoomins appreciate all the werk we do for them! Our Mom is always doing something that requires careful snoopervision. And of course we have to keep her company if she's doing something like reading. Or watching TV. Or on the Interwebz. Going from room to room, settling into another nap spot is very trying on the nerves.
So today we've declared ourselves off duty. We'll nap all day if we want to! She'll just have to look after herself for the day.