Thursday, January 27, 2011
Right now I'm so mad at Mom I could just hiss. And I have. See, there's this upstart mankitten named Nico who lives next door. Mom says he's a stray that they just kind of adopted. I guess that's ok but... he comes into OUR yard! He looks at us while we're on OUR porch! And he hissed at US!
Oh, and he sprays OUR bushes outside too. That is just rude.
Worst of all - Mom picks him up. Yesterday when she came home from werk she gave him a hug and came inside. I was all happy and excited to see her, I always am, but when I went up to her she smelled like that little pipsqueak. I got so mad I hissed at her, but kept going up to her to be petted, then I would hiss again. Kind of hard to make up my mind whether I should be mad or happy. I guess I was both.
She thought that was funny, and she laughed at me. I see I'm gonna have to lay down the paw on paying attention to that squeaker.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Furriends, you won't believe this -
Mom just called and said that there is no lemonade
at her fave drive through restaurant for lunch.
This is terrible!
Something/someone should be banned over this!
(Psssttt: Does any kitteh know what
"lemonade" is? We're just humoring
the Mom. You have to do that sometimes.)
Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Mom told us once about how some people used to believe that getting their pictures taken by cameras would steal their souls. Can you believe how silly that is? I mean, really. We all thought that was pretty funny.
Besides, everyone knows that it's really.... (whispers) vacuum cleaners you have to worry about. Now THOSE are dangerous, dangerous things. They'll snatch your soul away from you before you can sneeze!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Saturday, January 1, 2011
It's a HUGE bug.
As big as the house - almost as big as the house - and mean.
(Mom: not quite that big. About the size of a palmetto bug).
It came in off the porch, fighting its way past Toby.
(Toby: I was asleep, Leia. I barely blinked at it).
But *I*, Leia, am on the job, watching and waiting for
it to emerge again so I can do battle and protect the household.
(Toby: in between naps, drinks of water, visits to the porch...).
Hey, you two! Stop it, you're spoiling the dramatic effect here.
(Mom & Toby: oops, sorry 'bout that. Do continue).
To be continued (after the bug comes out again...)