Saturday, January 1, 2011

Breaking News: BUG!!!!!

It's a HUGE bug.
As big as the house - almost as big as the house - and mean.
(Mom: not quite that big. About the size of a palmetto bug).

It came in off the porch, fighting its way past Toby.
(Toby: I was asleep, Leia. I barely blinked at it).

But *I*, Leia, am on the job, watching and waiting for
it to emerge again so I can do battle and protect the household.
(Toby: in between naps, drinks of water, visits to the porch...).

Hey, you two! Stop it, you're spoiling the dramatic effect here.

(Mom & Toby: oops, sorry 'bout that. Do continue).

To be continued (after the bug comes out again...)




15 comments:

  1. Leia, I know you will emerge victorious over that bug and the house will be safe for all the residents once again!

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  2. BUG!!! So much fun!

    Happy New Year

    The Creek Cats and Maggie May

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  3. We want pictures of the battle and slaying of the BUG! And a taste review. You know, crunch to goo ratio, things like that.

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  4. I love BUG too !!!!! It's crunchy...Great snack : )

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  5. this is so funny :D haha! Hope you catch that bug

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  6. Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh bugs

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  7. Get the bug!!! Bet it will be nice and nommy.

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  8. Bugs are so much fun! We can hardly wait to see what happens next! :)

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  9. Yous guys got bugs!!! Ours are all frozen. Nothing to chase.
    Nellie

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  10. Cool, a huge bug? We all like to play with bugs. We also like to eat them!

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  11. Bug hunting! There's nothing like it!

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  12. I'll bet it's crunchy, Leia! You know what'll creep your mom out big-time? If you catch it and crunch it right near her and then look up with a great big smile so she can see the wigglin' legs stickin' outta your mouf!

    BWAAHAHAHAHAH!

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  13. Mmmmm.... Crunchy! Bugs are fun. You can play with them, and once your bored, you can eat it! :)

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