Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Life of Leia



I'm a very busy lady kitteh. Mom is always saying so. It's true - I do have a lot to do.

I'm very active with my toys. They require constant biting, chewing, bunnykicking and pummeling. I do nap a lot, but not nearly as much as the Great Orange Behemoth. We're lucky if HE moves at all.

I also pull a lot of guard and monitoring duty. I'm the one who checks for Ebil Introoders and strange noises. I patrol the premises here, making sure that all squirrels are watched carefully. And bugs in the house? Forget getting by my keen eye, wigglers. I've got a paw ready to stamp down on your insectarian foolishness. Be warned! I show no mercy!

And then there's the other thing. Mom swears it's true, but she's never seen me at it..  and I won't tell. No kitteh ever would, but she's convinced I'm one of the Fae. That I teleport to visit my friends and relatives there. That I can see things here that no one else can, because sometimes I get crazy for no reason. Well, Toby can (maybe, I'm not saying definitively, you understand) but he won't put out the energy.

PS: We're very excited about Thursday. Miss Sparkle is answering a request for advice from our furriend Quill over at Housecat Confidential. We can't wait! Tune in, kittehs.


5 comments:

  1. All us kitties have magical powers! Maybe Toby is just too lazy to use his.

    Quill had such a good question, how could I do anything but set aside a column for it?

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  2. Wow, Leia! You have so much to do!!

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  3. Dear Leia! We has a house brownie, he and his famly has been part of my Mommy's family for generations. maybe your family has one too!
    And being a guard cat is tiring. Makes sure yous gets your beauty sleeps.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  4. Leia, what a busy and important life you lead!

    We can hardly wait to read Sparkle's answer to Quill. :)

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