Thursday, January 29, 2015
To All Hoomins
Mom took this the other night. She calls it my yoga pose. I am also informed that it somewhat resembles an insult that hoomins can give to other hoomins known as "the middle finger".
I would VERY MUCH like to extend that insult to every hoomin on the planet right now.
Why? Let's look at my list, shall we? Oh yes, there is a list:
1. Food was denied me
2. I was stuffed in a PTU, endured a car ride - and oh my Ceiling Cat was it cold out there
3. LEFT at the Stabby Place so they could perform... tests. These involved needles and fingers in EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE places.
Mom said this was all neccessary but I don't care. Hence, my finger-paw to the world.
I'm going up to the kitteh loft. Don't follow me if you walk on two feet.