This morning she went out for her own breakfast noms, and when she came back, I greeted her at the door. And smelled a TERRIBLE smell - a tomcat had left his scent! At MY doorstep! The rudeness of it. I stood in the doorway area and hissed, to show my mancatliness.
And do you know what Mom said? DO YOU??
"You better not add to the smell." As if I were some low down tomcat slinking around vandalizing others' property. I can't defend my territory? How unfair is that? He can leave his scent but *I* can't??
You've earned the Back of Disrespect, Mom.