I'm not allowed to tell that SOME KITTEH had an.... umm... facilities issue this morning.
At 3 am.
There was scootching; the bathroom mat was Ground Zero, so Mom didn't even try to salvage it.
There was general mess and hullabaloo, too. I would have added shenanigans to it, but it didn't seem quite the right time for that.
And best of all - it wasn't me!
Oh, dear, did I let the kitteh out of the bag??
PS: I really liked that mat, too. MOUSES!