Regretfully, Leia and I are putting you on a PIP (Purrformance Improvement Plan)
for the tardy, and extremely noisy, way you prepare our meals.
Yes, we do understand that the floor doesn't sweep itself of dried foodables bits.
And that plates have to be cleaned before new wet foods can be put on them.
And, yes, we certainly do understand that this requires such things as running water, popping tops, and the more than occasional banging into things while you are working on the buffet for us.
Still. It all takes too long and when we wanna eat, we wanna eat NOW, lady. We don't want to hear excuse after excuse about why we can't.
Oh, and I DON'T luff it when you trip over me, Toby, either. Just thought I'd mention that while we are at it. Doesn't matter that I am RIGHT THERE, constantly, supervising every moment of the process.
If you don't improve in a timely manner, we will have to take steps.
we aren't quite sure what steps those will be but steps WILL be taken.
Toby and Leia