Attention Kitteh Blogosphere Residents !!!

There's a vile rumor floating around Chez Whiskeratti this morning that I had an "incident".

That I tried to jump up on the bathroom counter but failed to make it.

That my back end just couldn't quite provide the boost.

Vile! Slander! Lies!! Stock market downturn!

Plus, it was just mean to say.

...................

Ok, maybe it's true but there is a very good reason. 

I blame it all on Mom. She was right there, watching, and and and and it just really

threw off my route up.  If she hadn't been in the way it would have been a purrfect 10 landing.

Even worse, she picked me up and put me on the counter. Like I was some silly kitten tot!

Hmpf.

Mom's note: It's hard watching them get older.  Toby's jumps used to be truly epic. 
I think we need arthritis meds at this point.

Wordless Wednesday

A Very Special Selfie Sunday

Pssstttt: Can you hear me?

Oh wait, you can hear me but you can't see me! How silly of me... Just a moment -

here I am! I'm doing my selfie today from a new hiding place. You know.. women.. a mancat has

gotta have some quiet private time some days. Also, I'm testing this out in case of extreme

need. Like if Mom starts talking about the Stabby Place again. Or loud noisy strangers come in.

Being prepared is IMPAWTANT!

Finally Friday - A Happy Day !

I LUFF my Mommy! And she luffs me!

Very early this morning, I didn't report for First Breakfast. I guess I was hard asleep in the new bed, didn't hear what was happening downstairs. Usually I'm right there with Toby when the meal service is being prepared, but not this morning.

So what does Mom do? She comes back upstairs, finds me, and presents me with my breakfast dish so I get fresh noms too. Just like Toby. I feel so luffed now.

Take that Orange Boy. I get concierge service too!

Mom has been restored to my good graces.

 

Wait, what? Did I miss something?

I'm going back to sleep, y'all.

Tiny Tabby Girl Thursday

Well, I'm a bit hissed off at the moment, furriends. And it's all MOM'S FAULT!

She's getting very fussy over Toby these days. "Oh, you aren't eating enough!" 

"Oh, no, Leia, you can't eat from his plate too, like you've done for AGES, because then he will walk away!"

" No, Leia, you can't give him a good nip on his meaty porkchop thighs (seriously, those things are sooo tempting, you have no idea) because he's got this thing called art-hrit-is and it might hurt him."

Phooey! What about ME?? Is there no other cat in this house?? When did it become all about him?

Hmpf. I'm going back to sleep. 

Mancat Monday

Good morning, furriends. It's amazing how cranky Moms get on Mondays, isn't it? You'd think they aren't... I dunno... happy about getting out in that chilly outside air and being gone from us all day.

We kittehs have an exciting agenda this week of sleeping, eating, and doing a bit of shedding.

So Mom did lots of prep work for the visit that wasn't, cleaning and whatnot. Hoomin stuff. She also did some rearranging - nothing too major, I'm happy to report - plus some new pictures on the walls. She luffs medieval style things and will add it any time she can.

Good thing I didn't have to pose with anything this time! What a chore that is.

Well, it's almost time for Mom to head out and y'all know what that means for US....

It's Caturday

So our relaxed days continue.

The sun is out today, which is nice, even if it does bring back the cold.

Mom really kind of needed the sun, she was getting a bit cranky.

This is me doing a very special quality control; our Aunt Mary

was supposed to come for a visit yesterday from Florida,
so this a nice air mattress we got for her to sleep on.

I had to make sure it was properly inflated and comfy for her.

Yes, it passed, but sadly the trip was postponed due to 

expected flooding, Mom said.

Have a great weekend, furriends!

PS: we see the CB  calendar out and about; is it too late to get one?