Saturday, January 14, 2012
Furriends, you will not believe what my hoomin did to me. There I was, just relaxing on this beautiful Caturday morning, minding my own business, when she grabs me and stuffs me into the PTU (let me remind you of how ugly and girly it is, too!) and puts me in the stupid car.
Do I look like I want to go for a car ride to you? Really???
Oh, and it's cold out there. She had to take me from my nice toasty warm home and stick me in a cold car and DRIVE? Anyway, we get there and it goes fast, I guess... We met a girl kitteh there with my name, which was weird, but Mom says a girl can be called Toby too. And there was a great big German Sheppard woofie who didn't want to go back there anymore than I did.
The Stabber at the Stabby Place said I was in good shape, though she had to clean my ears out. Oh and... I'll have to watch this... they started talking about my weight. I am a wonderful 22 pounds, so what is wrong with that, I ask you? But it's never good when the 'rent and the Stabber start talking weight, guys. Just not good at all.
And the worst part? I think Leia is laughing at me for having to go. RATS!