Pssst!! It's me, Toby. I'm hiding out today on the new ottoman, just because I feel like it. This is a great new hiding spot. Mom doesn't know where I am. Let's not tell her, ok?
Oh, and also - not a meow to her about the damage we've done to that chair, as you can see. She's usually pretty laid back about stuff like that, but no need to bring it to her attention.
Moms don't need to know EVERYTHING!