Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy New Year to all Our Furrriends

We think this is wonderful advice. So we're gonna take it.


Sunday, December 27, 2015

Mancat Monday

Finally! Back to normal, Mondays are all mine again. I'm not sharing with that lil hussy for .... awhile any way. After all, it's gonna be elebenty hundred days before Sandy Claws comes again! Ha.

So anyway, recently Mom was upstairs calling for us. And she was doing it in meow language! Oh furriends, it was just awful. She had no idea of the things she was REALLY saying - she used some shockingly bad words, too. Not fit for polite kitteh ears, at all. If she only knew...

And her accent !! Just atrocious, really it was.

We ended up scampering to her pretty quickly just to get her to stop.

Leia and I were both awfully embarrassed for her.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

I applied in good faith 
To pull that dang sleigh 
So what’s a kitten to do 
When employment is through
You curl up by the fire
And look elsewhere for hire 
For humans aren’t the only ones
To go out on Christmas Eve runs
So, who needs dumb Santa Claus
When I can work for Santa Claws
Ok so he delivers mice and not toys
To all the good kitten girls and boys
And there’s no sleigh to pull
More like a litter box that’s full
And we fuel up on cat nip
To fly high on our Noel trip
Actually it’s by far a better gig
Than what Rudolph ever did 
I get to tatter up the tinsel
And break the lights that twinkle
Then scurry up the tree
To mark it with my pee
Oh yeah, this job is the best
Let those reindeer have the rest 
So Meowy Christmas to you
And a Feline Navidad too !

*** from

Monday, December 21, 2015

Multi Kitteh Monday

Mom said we'd both take this Monday. I started to get grumpy about it 
(the SECOND week in a row I'm bumped!)
but then she reminded me that Sandy Claws likes people who share stuff....

and are nice to each other...

and what with it being so close to Chrissymouse and all...
I decided to welcome Leia to my blog day.


See how nicely I'm sharing, Sandy Claws??

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Finally Friday

Woo!! Mom is so excited it's Finally Friday, you have no idea.

Now - on to our Very Special Presentation for today, hosted by ME!

Yeah, that's right, *I* am taking over the unveiling of our brand new original artwork by Quint from Colehaus Cats. Just arrived today, and we luff it.

It's called "Touch of Frost" and it's our second Quint original.

Happy Friday, everyone!

** don't think I didn't notice that SOME KITTEH slipped
by me Monday 
while I was resting and stole my spot. 

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Monday, December 14, 2015

Leia on Monday


I, Leia, am TAKING OVER today. I'm pushing that beastly Toby out of Mancat Monday, 
same way he pushes ME out of my couch spot, more and more.

Um... um.... I don't have much to meow about though... 

I yakked on the carpet last night. That's something.

Plus I look really beautiful in my bed. Mom said so.

Happy Monday, y'all.

PS: We're real close to Chrissymouse now, everybody
needs to be good so Sandy Claws will visit us.
He's very forgiving of us kittehs but best not to make it TOO hard for him...

Saturday, December 12, 2015

There Are None So Blind...

Mom says this is a saying hoomins have among themselves, but we think SHE needs to see more clearly! Something just awful almost happened yesterday....

For work she had to visit another office, kittens, and there were DOGS there. Yes, DOGS. We're told one was a reasonable sized collie but THIS was also there:

And he, Luke, did THIS:


She thought he was being "sweet" but we know the truth -
she was being taste tested. Look at that cow sized tongue!

Terrifying, truly terrifying.
How could she not see that he wanted to EAT her?!
Luckily she got out of there whole, but it was a close thing, we're sure of it.

Hoomins. The blindest of all creatures, indeed.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Goodbye Sweet Moosey

Our hearts are very heavy right now. We just learned that Moosey, he of the most adorable, sweetest face, has passed to the Bridge. Please visit his family if you haven't already done so.

It's times like these that we wish we had better words to help ease the pain of our furriends and their families. We can only say that although we have never met in the fur, you - all of our furriends in the Cat Blogosphere - are truly loved and cared about. We smile when good fortune or amazing toys come your way, we are anxious waiting through the news of health updates, and we truly grieve when our furriends have to leave this earth.

- The Whiskeratti family

Monday, December 7, 2015

Mancat Monday

Mom says I can do regal disdain like nobody's business.

I haz no idea what she's talking about.

Happy Monday.

Thursday, December 3, 2015


Sighs. I'm kind of in the doghouse today, can you believe it? 
And I'm a KITTEH.
This has to be all kinds of wrong, seriously.

Just because I demanded noms at 2 am ish, what's wrong with that?
I do it every morning. Ok, so maybe this is the second - or third -
morning I've woken Mom up AGAIN two hours later for more food.

When she's very deeply asleep. I've noticed she gets very cranky the second time.

And maybe today I also laid on her head.
But only because she wouldn't get up and do what I wanted the second time.

What of Leia, you ask?

 Toby staring contemplatively off into the distance.

Do girls EVER get in trouble for anything???

Tuesday, December 1, 2015