Saturday, January 14, 2012

VIOLATED!!



Furriends, you will not believe what my hoomin did to me. There I was, just relaxing on this beautiful Caturday morning, minding my own business, when she grabs me and stuffs me into the PTU (let me remind you of how ugly and girly it is, too!) and puts me in the stupid car.

Do I look like I want to go for a car ride to you? Really???

Oh, and it's cold out there. She had to take me from my nice toasty warm home and stick me in a cold car and DRIVE? Anyway, we get there and it goes fast, I guess... We met a girl kitteh there with my name, which was weird, but Mom says a girl can be called Toby too. And there was a great big German Sheppard woofie who didn't want to go back there anymore than I did.

The Stabber at the Stabby Place said I was in good shape, though she had to clean my ears out. Oh and... I'll have to watch this... they started talking about my weight. I am a wonderful 22 pounds, so what is wrong with that, I ask you? But it's never good when the 'rent and the Stabber start talking weight, guys. Just not good at all.

And the worst part? I think Leia is laughing at me for having to go. RATS!

8 comments:

  1. That's so wrong! You should never be disturbed from a warm bed to go to the stabby place!

    We're glad things are okay!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. That is beyond AWFUL!! Your Mom should be deprived of coffee or chocolate (or both!) for such terrible, horrible treatment...and we think 22 pounds is wonderful. So there.

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  3. We are glad you are in good shape, but it is just not right to be hauled from your nice warm bed and carted off to the vet. It sounds like a well placed hairball is needed.

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  4. Just tell her that her time will come.....and don't worry about your weight handsome man - just more of you to love!!

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  5. We're glad it was just a routine trip. But if you hear the word "diet," you might want to look for a new mom!

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  6. Tell Leia she had better not laugh too much - you KNOW she will be headed to the vet at some point!

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  7. Oh what a terrible way to spend the day!! And we hate D word! You tell Laia that she better not laugh...she'll be spending time at the stabby place soon too!!

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  8. What a horrible experience, Toby! We are glad you did okay there, though. As for Leia laughing, she should keep in mind that she'll have to go sometime, too. MOL

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