"Distinguished Ladykittehs and Mancats of the Blogosphere,
I, Judge O'McFluffyPants, report to you on a most serious matter:
The Case of the Chewed Up Tag!
"The hoomin of Chez Whiskeratti has asked me to get to the bottom of this,
and trust us, we will find the truth very quickly.
Our prosecutor will present the evidence to the court now. Take it away, Mr. Clawsbury."
"Thank you, Judge. Here we have the tag itself, clearly devastated -
OOPS! That's not it, this is my lunch time toy. My abject apologies.
HERE is the tag:
Now we present our potential culprits:
Leia, did you do it? NO!
Toby, did you do it? As if!
Not Me, did YOU do it? Who me? I am always innocent!
::a short interval for a
nap due deliberations, weighing all evidence and suspect statements::
Conclusion: The culprit is -
::: technological difficulties... interwebz has gone down... we will return as soon as the
IT Mice get us back up!::
In the meantime, who do you think is guilty??