"Distinguished Ladykittehs and Mancats of the Blogosphere,
I, Judge O'McFluffyPants, report to you on a most serious matter:
The Case of the Chewed Up Tag!
"The hoomin of Chez Whiskeratti has asked me to get to the bottom of this,
and trust us, we will find the truth very quickly.
Our prosecutor will present the evidence to the court now. Take it away, Mr. Clawsbury."
"Thank you, Judge. Here we have the tag itself, clearly devastated -
OOPS! That's not it, this is my lunch time toy. My abject apologies.
HERE is the tag:
Now we present our potential culprits:
Leia, did you do it? NO!
Toby, did you do it? As if!
Not Me, did YOU do it? Who me? I am always innocent!
::a short interval for a nap due deliberations, weighing all evidence and suspect statements::
Conclusion: The culprit is -
::: technological difficulties... interwebz has gone down... we will return as soon as the
IT Mice get us back up!::
In the meantime, who do you think is guilty??
Wait, wait, I object! I say NO law was broken because who cares about a few teeth marks on a tag anyway?
ReplyDeleteSo does that mean case closed?
Hmmm...well, since Toby has only three fangs, this looks like the work of a fully-toofed kitty! Leia, in the solarium, with a pipe wrench.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think Not Me did it. Not Me is guilty of a LOT of things. MOL!
ReplyDeleteAll I know is no one from the Tomcat Home had anything to do with this in anyway. Um, were there any treats missing? I may not be able to alibi our furs for that.
ReplyDeleteTimmy
Of course it was Not Me, it always is.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh what a mystery! My guess is Toby....he has only three fangs, and chewing tag is him showing off... He is implying that he can do such thing with only three fangs!
ReplyDeleteIt's that sneaky Not Me! He's done that kinda stuff at our house. ;)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely, "Not Me". Its ALLUS Not Me...
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL!!!Mr. Clawsbury!!
ReplyDeleteIf your human is like mine, who only just recently started cutting the tags off, she is not guilty. So the blame falls on the head of a resident feline!! I say Toby...
Hugs madi your bfff
You kitties are so innocent, it has to be Not Me- he causes so much trouble everywhere.
ReplyDeleteNOT ME did it! He is EFURRYWHERE! He has caused untold damage and problems the world OVER!
ReplyDeleteI love the dignified trial depicted here and I applaud your good efforts and results. Are you available as a team for other kittehs?
There's a fourth suspect! It's my bro IZZY!
ReplyDeleteMes thinks Mr Nobody did it!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Not Me, for sure!
ReplyDeletein our house it's always NOT ME
ReplyDeleteNo Me! We know him well and he is ALWAYS the culprit!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Oh, I love a good mystery!
ReplyDeleteIs "someone" around? Because that's quite often the culprit here.
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher