So this afternoon we are all hanging out in the living room. Mom is watching tv on the computer, Toby was napping on the rug, and I was pulling guard duty by the glass door.
Suddenly I SCREAMED! and Mom came running. She thought something awful washappening to me - and it was. There was an Ebil Introoder outside!
So I SCREAMED at him "you better get off my deck, you bad kitteh!"
Ok, Mom also yelled at him, so that probably helped. We make a good team.
E I jumped the fence ran off. It took awhile for my big tail to calm down, but I was a very good girl. I did NOT attack Toby (like he's done to me) and I was very polite to Mom while she was soothing me.
I am a purrfect lady after all. One need not be a heathen when fighting off enemies.