I am NOT sorry. Not the least itty bitty bit. I OWN what I did. And I will do it again as soon as I can.
To my furriends,
It was PAWSOME! Mom has deprived me of good stuff to knock off the dresser for months now. So last night, when I saw this bottle there, I knew I had to go for it. I sat next to it, looked at Mom, and inched that sucker right off the top. Three pushes and it was a goner. She couldn't move fast enough to save it.
Ha! I rule.
- The Triumphant Toby