I am very, very hissed off this morning at my Mom. Can you believe she chased me around the house with those stupid wet wipes?? Seriously! A total violation of my mancatly dignity. Hard enough to keep that in a household with two females, anyway.
I gave her my best outraged stare when she unprovokedly attacked me, but it didn't help at all. She kept right on. Ok.. true... I did have a bit of a litterbox incident that made things a bit messy, but I swear, I was taking care of it myself.
No need to get personal, woman.