I am very, very hissed off this morning at my Mom. Can you believe she chased me around the house with those stupid wet wipes?? Seriously! A total violation of my mancatly dignity. Hard enough to keep that in a household with two females, anyway.
I gave her my best outraged stare when she unprovokedly attacked me, but it didn't help at all. She kept right on. Ok.. true... I did have a bit of a litterbox incident that made things a bit messy, but I swear, I was taking care of it myself.
No need to get personal, woman.
Oh, no wonder you are unhappy! Very undignified indeed, to have to endure those wipes! You could do like our Nicki and just drag your butt across the carpet (or area rug) and leave a streak for your mom to clean up!
ReplyDeleteMom used to have to clean me up too and I hated it as well...sigh...it's so undignified.
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xoxxo
Abby
I keep having toilet mishaps too. Its all part of learning mummy says :)
ReplyDeleteNoCat should have to endure such indignity.
ReplyDeleteEver!
Oh. My. I think you need to sit her down and have a talk with her about how you expect her to treat you. Mancats (and ladycats!) have their dignity, and she should respect it!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Been there, feel your pain!
ReplyDeleteShe shoulda let you handle the mess...us cats can take care of ourselves!!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when that happens! Darn Floof!
ReplyDeleteI get these thingies on my eyes. Mom wipes them every morning. She's sneaky about it.
ReplyDeleteMandu
It is embarrassing but these things do happen!
ReplyDeleteWe understand, and we feel your pain. Our mom and dad have subjected us to that a few times. Not good. - Sammy, Moose and Maggie
ReplyDeleteI suggest the smacky paw of doom.
ReplyDeleteMy mom does the same....Woman !!!!
ReplyDelete"Running with Scissors" should be "Running with Wipes"! Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteI know, it's a pain. Mine chases after me with scissors, 'cause when I do have an incident, she feels it's better to cut off the offending butt duddy.
With Vinny, his mom is so old, it just dries on him. He's disgusting, anyway.
Sometimes they just will not leave us to take care of ourselves!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!!
~ Anna Sue and The Bunch