Separation.
You can have the CDs,
I will take the string.
You can have the TV,
I will take this fuzzy thing.
You can have the kitchen set,
I will take this crumpled foil.
You can have the car,
I will keep this rug I soil.
You can have the beach house,
I will take this tissue box.
You can have everything,
Ooo I want those dirty socks.
You can go to hell, I will see to that,
For how dare you come home,
smelling of another cat??!
From "I Could Pee On This, and Other Poems by Cats" by Francesco Marciuliano
HahahahahaMeow! Good one!
ReplyDeleteI love this one!
ReplyDeleteYes, we have the 'another cat' problem sometimes, too!
ReplyDeleteMOL! That's SO perfect.
ReplyDeleteMOL! Love it!
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh!
ReplyDeleteUh oh! You tell 'em!! Purrs....
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