We are very pleased to announce a third new CB resident - Itty from Colehaus Cats,
a beautiful ginger girl who is fostering there. Welcome, welcome, and thrice welcome!
a beautiful ginger girl who is fostering there. Welcome, welcome, and thrice welcome!
Kittens, you will never believe what happened here! The perfidy of hoomins! Not a one of 'em can be trusted, they really can't.
Last night, I was all sleepy on the back of the couch when my ears and nose realized something was a-paw - something that seemed an awful lot like SOMEONE was partaking of fried chick-hen. But no, how could that be? Mom ALWAYS shares the chick-hen with us. But the nose never lies...
So I marched my orangeness into the kitchen where sure enough, that woman was trying to eat - without letting us know! Ok, so Leia doesn't need to know but *I* surely do. I sat down, gave her my most serious, stern face - like you see above - and gave that faithless wench a STERN talking to. She gave a few poor defenses - like there is barely any meat on a tiny drumstick anyway, and it tends to be tougher than the bigger pieces when it's warmed up - but I brushed that nonsense aside and DEMANDED my share.
I admit, it was cold - she didn't want to advertise that she was sneaking noms so she didn't warm it up - and it was a bit tough. But I am certain my firmness will result in this travesty never happening again.
She did swear on Ceiling Cat's nose that she'd never done this before but I haz my doubts...
So the moral of this story : y'all better keep close watch on what your people are up to!
Whatever made her think she could get away with eating chicken without you knowing?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you caught her, that was very sneaky not heating it up so you wouldn't smell it.
ReplyDeleteToby, my mom's been known to eat in her car just to avoiding sharing with us! (And as if we wouldn't be able to sniff out the KFC or fish and chips on her!) You're right--they just cannot be trusted.
ReplyDeleteThose humans are sneaky! And can't be trusted! Just look at what the mom did to me today...posting that unflattering picture of me. Sheesh. ~Wally
ReplyDeleteThat's just horrible! Our mom tried to have some yogurt without sharing, but we have bionic hearing that allows us to hear a yogurt container being opened a mile away. Needless to say, she HAD to share.
ReplyDeleteCammie!
Humans are SO sneaky, Toby. You have to really keep an eye (and nose) on them!
ReplyDeleteOnce my human had KFC in the car so she could "eat in peace!" The nerve!
ReplyDeleteNo chance of that happening to me. I don't like Mum's vegan food. I am tempted by the dairy-free icecream though, but she won't let me have any because she heard soya is bad for cats. I'm just glad she knows what cats need and lets me eat meat :)
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Athena
Hahahaha, your mom is gonna pay for that...! But seriously, you really gotta keep an eye on humans, and don't trust their lame excuses. Good job catching her naughty action :-)
ReplyDeleteOMC that's awful...thank COD you were alert!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
You know? MINE does stuffs like that TOO! What are we supposed to do. Sleep with the proverbial one eye open? I guess. !!! Humph!
ReplyDeleteExcellent job of keeping your hooman in line, Toby!
ReplyDeletemol mol mol Toby we cracked up at "So I marched my orangeness into the kitchen" and "She did swear on Ceiling Cat's nose". You are such a funny man cat. As Mr. Shakespeare said, "methinks she doth protest, too much" that shows guilt in the 1st degree and DEMERITS are in order.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
"So I marched my orangeness into the kitchen "
ReplyDeletebest line of the internet!
Thy allus swear "its the first time" when what they mean is "the first time they have been CAUGHT"! Good nose-werk...
ReplyDeleteAlways trust your nose, especially ginger noses! That saying, the gospel truth it is, ought to be needlepointed on every pillow in every cat-lovin' home! Thank you for welcoming Miss Itty who will surely come to say thank you herself once she is more settled in and comfortables.
ReplyDeleteWhat a similar situation. I found my dog eating my chicken without me at night. Funny, yeah?
ReplyDeleteSo sneaky! Didn't she learn it's not polite not to share! Glad you caught her in the act
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