Oh no she DIDN'T!

GASP!!!! Furriends, you will just not believe what the mean Mom did! There I was, all warm and asleep in my favorite place, when she grabs me. And then forces me into that awful plastic tomb! I couldn't believe it! I fought my best but she won. I strongly suspect trickery.

And then.. and THEN... she made go out into the cold, and put me in that noisy thing she calls a "car" and makes it go fast away from my warm, sleepy home. Have you ever heard of such meanness?

We went to the Stabby Place. She said it was for something called "annuals". All I know is, I got poked and prodded and stuck and things went into VERY private places. I call that "wrong".

Ok, well the hoomins there were kinda nice to me and had good things to say about my pretty green eyes and my teeth and all. Though I totally didn't care for the reference to my weight. I am a petite, tiny girl and that sort of thing is just unacceptable.

Anyway, I'm home now. Thank Bast!

A Kitteh's Prayer

A Kitteh's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep...
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
My nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly, I have sharp teeth -
And my claws I will unsheath

For the morning's here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night.

~ Author Unknown ~

Woofy Wednesday

That SLP came back for a while. And grabbed my mug with both hands and pulled! I tried to bite, but my person intervened and didn't let me. I was just going to take a small nip, no harm, but it HURTS having your mug pulled. I think SLP ought to know just how it feels. And then, to add insult to injury, the SLP got into some wrapping paper and wrapped it around herself. My person just laughed. If *I* had pulled that, I'd be in the doghouse for hours. Life is just not fair when SLPs are around.

- Cousin Max

Leia Laments

Toby bit me last night! He chased me and bit me! He's just a big orange meanie. I wasn't doing anything at all to him. I just wanted to be in the snorgle pile with him and Mom, take my place on the pillow next to her. I had just done the first nose tapping with Mom when he got mad and bit me.

Even now I am planning my revenge. He will not expect it.

Kitteh. Inna Box.

Mom gave us this pawsome box!!

Looky!!!

Thanks Mom!

Tell It Like It Is, Mr. Ducky!

The Mom has hijacked this blog to share something with her fellow Kitteh Staffers... something most, if not all, of us can relate to. (Warning: one mildly bad word, may not be entirely safe for work).

**http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7X5_K7LhE

Here is the link for those who can't watch the video directly on this post.

Woofy Wednesday

Yes, she did. She tricked me outside in the rain, so I stopped every few feet and looked up with large, brown, hurt eyes that she would do such a thing. The fact that I *needed* to go outside was completely irrelevant. Next time, I go flying through mud puddles and splash! This time I didn't think of that, so all I could do was get back inside and jump up on the bed with wet paws. Haha.

- Cousin Max