I am a lady kitteh. Not just female, mind you, but a true lady. I have good manners, and I'm very polite. (Just ask my Mom). Not like Toby, who is sooooo not a gentleman mancat! He's very rough around the edges, you know.
Why, just look at my picture here. I'm sitting very pretty, tail in the proper position, front paws tucked in just so. I'm ready to be asked to a Christmas tea!