Our Mom is very, very confused. After I went to the Stabby Place and that rude v-e-t suggested I needed to lose weight, Mom has been looking at me and muttering things like "Lose from WHERE? You don't hardly weigh anything NOW!" For the record, I'm a purrfect 9.2 lbs, and the v-e-t thinks I should lose a pound. Everyone in this house is completely baffled as to why.
Except Toby. He just wants to keep sleeping. Very little confuses him.