For work she had to visit another office, kittens, and there were DOGS there. Yes, DOGS. We're told one was a reasonable sized collie but THIS was also there:
And he, Luke, did THIS:
She thought he was being "sweet" but we know the truth -
she was being taste tested. Look at that cow sized tongue!
Terrifying, truly terrifying.
How could she not see that he wanted to EAT her?!
Luckily she got out of there whole, but it was a close thing, we're sure of it.
Hoomins. The blindest of all creatures, indeed.