A MOL for our Furriends

We got this from the freekibble.com site. Our Mom adds our clicks there every day. Enjoy!

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
(as answered by dogs)

These have been bouncing around the internet for years... we collected some of the silliest (or most accurate) here. Please feel free to send us others we may have missed at, info@freekibble.com - and we'll add them to the list!

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Newfoundland: I don't think drool and electricity is a good combination.

Labrador: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Yorkshire Terrier: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!

Photo by Meg Price

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Australian Shepherd: First, put all the light bulbs in a little circle, then...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Rottweiler: Are you talking to me? huh, you talking to me?

Shi-tzu: Who me change a light bulb? How dare you ask me such a thing... we're royalty!

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Springer Spaniel: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sneak on the couch for a little nap.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Pointer: I see it, there it is! There it is! Right there!! Can you see it? It's right there!

Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light-bulb... is it dark out?

And what about Cats?

CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?