It really hurts my feelings when I try to be helpful, and all I get is "Toby, NO!"
See this desk? Mom got it set up - finally! it's been a mess for months - and I was
only trying to use my interior decorator skills to move things around.
So I really don't understand her muttered references to "taking hostages".
Yes, I thought these figurines, and the glass pumpkin, would look better moved
OFF the desk. I was experimenting with a minimalist approach.
But she said these ladies were far too expensive ***
to take a swipe of my Mighty Paw of Doom.
Anyway, I got what I wanted; all that clutter has been relocated.
You're welcome, Mom.
**** Hallmark store. Way overpriced but....