Steak Steak Steak!!

O My Ceiling Cat, we luff steak!! LUFF LUFF LUFF it. We didn't even know that we luffed steak until Mom opened a package of cooked steak last night. The smell....ooooo the smell... brought us both running and demanding our fair share.

And do you think that ungrateful-for-her-wonderful kittehs hoomin shared with us?

No she did NOT!

She ignored us!

Meh.

Don't even THINK that!!

Woofy Wednesday

I was out on a walk the other day, when I saw my arch-nemesis - a squirrel darting across the sidewalk a ways ahead of me. So I bounded over to take care of it. Only to find that it wasn't a squirrel at all, but just a leaf. I looked at my person, but she missed the whole thing. Those humans can be so obtuse at times. - Cousin Max

When God Made Kittehs

When God made the world, He chose to put animals in it, and decided to give each whatever it wanted. All the animals formed a long line before His throne, and the cat quietly went to the end of the line. To the elephant and the bear He gave strength, to the rabbit and the deer, swiftness; to the owl, the ability to see at night, to the birds and the butterflies, great beauty; to the fox, cunning; to the monkey, intelligence; to the dog, loyalty; to the lion, courage; to the otter, playfulness. And all these were things the animals begged of God. At last He came to the end of the line, and there sat the little cat, waiting patiently.

"What will YOU have?" God asked the cat.

The cat shrugged modestly. "Oh, whatever scraps you have left over. I don't mind."

"But I'm God. I have everything left over."

"Then I'll have a little of everything, please."

And God gave a great shout of laughter at the cleverness of this small animal, and gave the cat everything she asked for, adding grace and elegance and, only for her, a gentle purr that would always attract humans and assure her a warm and comfortable home.

But he took away her false modesty.

by Lenore Fleischer

KNOCK KNOCK

Yes?

Who's that?

Mr. Monday?

No thanks, we don't want any Monday here.

Good day to you!

Early Sunday Morning

There's nothing like a few rounds of two-kitteh THoE about 5 am to get your hoomin's attention. Well, if she'd just get up and feed us when we ask nicely we wouldn't have to go crazy, would we?? But now we're tired and plan on day-long naps.

Finicky Friday

No! Don't look at me! I'm having a shy moment.