Insulted? Heck, yeah I was insulted. There I was, out for a pleasant little noon-time walk when an older couple passed by. They seemed like nice folks, so I didn't give them my usual cold stare, just a friendly one and wagged my tail a little, so they knew I was not a threat. The man said, "Hey, little guy," which I thought was border-line okay. Just because I'm 11 pounds doesn't mean I'm small. But he seemed harmless so I let it pass by. But the woman! OMG! She told me her cat was bigger than me! Insult! Insult! Even if it was true, it's still an insult!! - Cousin Max
The nerve!!!
ReplyDeleteThere are some pretty big kitties! Maybe she's just got a fat cat!
ReplyDeleteI think you're perfect just the way you are, Max! Small is wonderful, too!
We think you are the perfect size.
ReplyDeleteYou want us to go and sort her out?
ReplyDeleteYou let me know if you need anyone sorted, little woofie. *RUMBLEroar*
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to them!
ReplyDeleteI think you are just right!
ReplyDeletePlease come and visit me today and help me help Wayside Waifs!