Sunday, June 13, 2010

NO!!!!!!!

Dear Furriends,

We are very much disturbed here at Chez Whiskeratti. Awhile back, Leia & I put our heads together and killed off the noisy beast our the Mom calls a "vacuum". It was a good day - no, a GREAT day for kitteh kind.

But now - she brought in a new noisy beast. How could she? It's going to take some doing to make this brand new noisy beast deaded, we think. So we're taking suggestions.

Unhappily yours-
Toby & Leia

14 comments:

  1. This is bad news indeed. Maybe if you forfeit a toy to its suckiness it will stop. I don't think it can totally eat a toy.

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  2. The horror! I hate those things! If you find a way to get rid of it let me know.

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  3. Think of it this way -- you won the first battle and killed the vac, and there was peace and quiet for three months. Keep killing them, and she won't have enough green papers to buy replacements!

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  4. Sit on her shoulder whenever she tries to use it, and grip well with your claws. She'll soon get fed up and put the sucky thing away for good.

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  5. Embed a paper clip inside a hairball...

    We peed on ours but that just got us in trouble!

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  6. Oh no!!!! Well, the weather IS getting warmer, so maybe you can shed so much fur that it will get clogged!

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  7. Ohhh no... now that looks like a serious vacuum my friend!

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  8. Uh oh. That's one scary looking vacuum beast. We have no idea how to get rid of it, but if you figure it out, let us know!

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  9. Oh noes! We're still trying to figure out how to kill ours!!

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  10. Oh no! We haven't been able to kill ours, so if you find a way, let us know.

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  11. Oh no! I suggest a lot of hair ... that usually works. We got a Dyson a few years ago, and other than Huggy Bear putting a few teeth marks on the plug that first day, we haven't had any success getting rid of that thing.
    --Jasper

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  12. This is going to keep you both busy, trying to kill the new vac. You could try going absolutely nuts and shredding everything in site like the couch when she uses the vac maybe?

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  13. Oh no not the dreaded sucking machine!

    purrs

    >^,,^<

    ♥Abby♥

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