I am a beautiful, mysterious ladycat, spirited, with the most pawsome green eyes ever,
and so very very smart. I have the most gorgeous cinnamon and white shading on my tummy.
And I have termite teeth.
And I am very brave, a true huntress if I ever got outside.
I know this because Mom tells me EVERY DAY during our special snorgle times.
I give her many nose rubs and head bonks in return.
And lots and lots of purrs, too.