Well, it is SUPPOSED to be a happy day for us felines, isn't it?
Toby is all set to enjoy his but I...
*I* am very put out with Mom, that's what I am.
So last night, I was utilitizing the facilities when things got -
well, a lady never goes into detail about these things,
but let's just say a certain matter required clean up, unexpectedly.
but let's just say a certain matter required clean up, unexpectedly.
I was attending to that matter.
(And may I say, on that subject, hard floors just aren't
(And may I say, on that subject, hard floors just aren't
as satisfying as carpet?)
Mom happened to be in the same room, and she saw.
She gets the kitteh wipes, closes the bedroom door
and HUNTS ME DOWN.
I am grabbed, cat-handled, the indignity of it all!
The treat and the fried chick-hen was nice, but you are still on
probation, Cat-Grabber Person. I can't be bought off that easily.
Keep a close eye on your peeps, dear furriends.
That's right, Leia - hold out!
ReplyDeleteWhat an indignity! You were tending to the matter! What more can your peep want than THAT!?
ReplyDeleteBeing grabbed after an accident is never a good thing.
ReplyDeleteYes, Leia, you definitely deserve further compensation for your pain and suffering!
ReplyDeleteLeia ,NOoooooooooooooooooooooo tell me it ain't so you are lady handled in a most un lady like fashion. Ummm grounds for a civil suit.
ReplyDeleteWe would greatly appreciate if if your mom could send us an email at candb214ATattDOTnet
Thank you
Hugs madi your bfff
Sorry you had such a tough time. I think you deserve a whole chicken at the very least.
ReplyDeleteWell, THAT's a fine how-do-you-do!!!! Are you ok? Maybe you need more treats. And fried c-----HEY, wait a minute! You get fried chick-hen?!?! Our parents had some friend chick-hen the other night and when I asked for some, they said, and I quote, "Oh, no, Mags. This is not for puppies. This is just for people." So ... they LIED?!?!?!? This is wrong. That's what this is. "Keep an eye on your peeps" inDEED!!!!!! Humph!!!!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret StarvingForFriedChickHen Thatcher
Leia, something similar happened to me yesterday. So I know how you feel. And I didn't get treats or fried chicken. ~Wally
ReplyDeleteOh gosh Leia, I'm sorry you got cat-handled like that! Fried chicken does sound good, though :-)
ReplyDeleteOh you poor little darling! It is soooooooo undignified to be grabbed and "cleaned up" somehow as if we could not take care of these things ourselves, with time, and carpeting, and air-drying. Phffft. It's an outrage. XOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteAMARULA: Oh the indignity!! Do you want me to come over and give her a good bite!?
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