Sunday, September 9, 2018

Stop! Thief!


STOP that woman with the clippers!!

Furriends, it was awful.... my claws were purrfection. 

Long, curved, wicked sharp, ready to decimate any introoders unwise enough to breach our perimeters. I'd been growing them most carefully. 
Don't let my tininess fool you - I am VERY dangerous!

And then - snip snip snip! She stole them away, littering the comforter with the instruments of my Bast-given superiority.

Sighs. Now I have to start all over. Again.


19 comments:

  1. It's not fair after all your hard work at perfecting them, is it, Leia!

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  2. Nooooooo ! We feel your pain... Purrs

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  3. Ohhhh no Leia...
    It is about time for my mani pedi too. My 16.5 yo daggers are thick and not as needle like as they used to be. Now instead of growing out and sharp they grow down and thick
    Hugs Madi your bfffff

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    1. That's how Toby's nails are. The Vet says it's because he doesn't move much, and can't stretch out and claw like he used to.

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  4. This is a travesty! Pierrot here and I've been hearing the lady telling the big guy that I need a pedicure. The horror! Leia, starting over is the pits!

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  5. Ask your mommy to bring you and Toby and clip MY claws! I won't let mommy! Mine are finely honed too. She gets hacked if I test their acuity on the carpet. Her problem? Who knows.

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  6. Aw Leia, I know your claws are sharp, fierce, and beautiful! Sorry they are snip snipped!

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  7. Brody will scratch anyone you need scratched. :)

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  8. The same thing happened to me this past week. It’s so not fair. ~Ernie

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  9. Dang. That happens here, too, Leia!

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  10. The moment anyone around here snags something, it's claw clipping time!

    BTW, that is never me - mine get checked, and clipped before every public outing.

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  11. Well, THAT'S a fine how-do-you-do!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  12. How dare she?!? Lexy makes our mom practically sit on her to clip her nails, and she only lets her do a few at a time. Try that!

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  13. But wait! How can you rip up anything now??? *weeping for your instruments of destruction*

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  14. We weep at your loss. Ours have been left alone to remain sharp since the V-E-T guy got at them in February...

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  15. Have you thought of inserting those sharp pointy things directly into her thigh before she can begin cutting?? That's the approach Amarula likes to take!

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  16. The NERVE! My Momma clips our claws every couple weeks. What do these people have against claws? At least I make sure she pays ... ~Bear Cat

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  17. How annoying for you to have to start over. Those hoomans, uh?

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  18. Curses to your human, Leia!
    You should see Chili Bruce squirm when it's his time for a nail trim...boy, do I laugh to watch The Hubby try to manage...

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