STOP that woman with the clippers!!
Furriends, it was awful.... my claws were purrfection.
Long, curved, wicked sharp, ready to decimate any introoders unwise enough to breach our perimeters. I'd been growing them most carefully.
Don't let my tininess fool you - I am VERY dangerous!
And then - snip snip snip! She stole them away, littering the comforter with the instruments of my Bast-given superiority.
Sighs. Now I have to start all over. Again.
It's not fair after all your hard work at perfecting them, is it, Leia!
ReplyDeleteNooooooo ! We feel your pain... Purrs
ReplyDeleteOhhhh no Leia...
ReplyDeleteIt is about time for my mani pedi too. My 16.5 yo daggers are thick and not as needle like as they used to be. Now instead of growing out and sharp they grow down and thick
Hugs Madi your bfffff
That's how Toby's nails are. The Vet says it's because he doesn't move much, and can't stretch out and claw like he used to.
DeleteThis is a travesty! Pierrot here and I've been hearing the lady telling the big guy that I need a pedicure. The horror! Leia, starting over is the pits!
ReplyDeleteAsk your mommy to bring you and Toby and clip MY claws! I won't let mommy! Mine are finely honed too. She gets hacked if I test their acuity on the carpet. Her problem? Who knows.
ReplyDeleteAw Leia, I know your claws are sharp, fierce, and beautiful! Sorry they are snip snipped!
ReplyDeleteBrody will scratch anyone you need scratched. :)
ReplyDeleteThe same thing happened to me this past week. It’s so not fair. ~Ernie
ReplyDeleteDang. That happens here, too, Leia!
ReplyDeleteThe moment anyone around here snags something, it's claw clipping time!
ReplyDeleteBTW, that is never me - mine get checked, and clipped before every public outing.
Well, THAT'S a fine how-do-you-do!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
How dare she?!? Lexy makes our mom practically sit on her to clip her nails, and she only lets her do a few at a time. Try that!
ReplyDeleteBut wait! How can you rip up anything now??? *weeping for your instruments of destruction*
ReplyDeleteWe weep at your loss. Ours have been left alone to remain sharp since the V-E-T guy got at them in February...
ReplyDeleteHave you thought of inserting those sharp pointy things directly into her thigh before she can begin cutting?? That's the approach Amarula likes to take!
ReplyDeleteThe NERVE! My Momma clips our claws every couple weeks. What do these people have against claws? At least I make sure she pays ... ~Bear Cat
ReplyDeleteHow annoying for you to have to start over. Those hoomans, uh?
ReplyDeleteCurses to your human, Leia!
ReplyDeleteYou should see Chili Bruce squirm when it's his time for a nail trim...boy, do I laugh to watch The Hubby try to manage...