Thursday, July 23, 2009

Toby and the Halloween Princess

I met the Princess last October. The Mom Bean brought her home (from the Cracker Barrel. What is a Cracker Barrel??) She put the Princess on the floor for me to inspect and I.... fell under her spell completely!!! I sniffed all over and just flopped down on her skirts and purred. Her Highness holds court in the living room, so I can flop at her feet anytime I want. She is so beautiful!!! I just can't imagine life without my Princess. - Toby
(PS. Don't think I don't know about LEIA's little affair with the Turbo Track!!!!)

Meh. Hussy!!! - Leia


  1. cracker barrel - is it a big barrel of crackers? if so, then why are they selling dolls? that's just plain WEERD

  2. Wow, that's a pretty princess. I like her skirt. Also, I like her pointy hat.

  3. We don't know what cracker barrel is either, but our mom sure loves it!!! She likes to bring home candy from there!

    The princess is very beautiful!

  4. What a cute love-at-first sight story!

  5. How sweet! All hail the Princess!