Friday, April 12, 2019

The Burning Question of the Week -

WHAT HAPPENED TO assange's CAT??

1. I think the world wants to know. I've seen stories in many major online publications already.

2. I believe journalism is a noble profession. For many, I would even go so far as to say it's a calling.

3. That weasel is NOT a journalist. He's a sensation seeker, at best, one step above the National Enqu.

4. I don't believe he actually cared about Mr. Embassy Kitteh; that poor feline was just a tactic to gain sympathy and attention.

5. Seriously, dude, you had to be carried out like a moldy old carpet? Even Lori and Felicity had the grace to walk on their own legs to their court appointments.


**** I am sure that at this very moment, many are scrambling around to find out what
happened to Mr. Embassy Cat. They all want to be the first to announce where he went.


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13 comments:

  1. Katie IsabellaApril 12, 2019 at 12:29 PM

    I didn't know there was a cat involved with him. I never read "news" so that explains it.

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  2. Ivan from WMDApril 12, 2019 at 1:42 PM

    We didn't know he had a cat either...probably because we never imagined any cat would get involved with such a whiny jerk. There must have been some sort of entrapment! With any luck, the cat found a family who actually cares from him.

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  3. Annie BearApril 12, 2019 at 8:16 PM

    I hope the kitty is okay. I didn't know he had to be carried. How strange he is.

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  4. TamagoApril 12, 2019 at 9:57 PM

    I didn’t know abou the kitty. I hope he is safe.

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  5. SmudgeApril 13, 2019 at 7:17 AM

    We read about the poor kitty. Makes you wonder.

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  6. Memories of Eric and FlynnApril 13, 2019 at 11:12 AM

    I hope the cat is safe. I have been skipping past any pages about Assange so didn't know there was a kitty there.

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  7. My Mind's EyeApril 13, 2019 at 2:09 PM

    I had no idea he had a kitty with him at the Embassy.
    Hugs Cecilia

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  8. Eastside CatsApril 13, 2019 at 3:08 PM

    Okay, okay...so you caught me...I don't know who this is, but I certainly would worry if someone's cat needed help! Hope the cat is okay; I'm not worried about any human.

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  9. pilch92April 13, 2019 at 10:00 PM

    I hope the kitty is OK.

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  10. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)April 13, 2019 at 11:54 PM

    Our first thought on seeing the news was "what about the cat"? It better be treated right!

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  11. My Mind's EyeApril 14, 2019 at 9:16 AM

    There was an article in today's N&O about the Embassy kitty. Seems no one knows where he is. :-(
    Hugs Cecilia

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  12. meowmeowmansApril 14, 2019 at 10:55 AM

    We hope Embassy Cat is safe and happy, too.

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  13. da tabbies o trout towneApril 15, 2019 at 3:09 PM

    werd on de streetz now iz embassy cat iz safe :) ♥♥

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