Mom says I have to go to the Stabby Place very soon.
She found a soft, movable lump on my chest.
I meowed that it was nothing, but do Moms
ever listen to us? NO!
So tomorrow she is making an appointment
for me, for Caturday if possible.
Isn't that just an awful way to spend
- A Disgruntled, and Apparently Lumpy, Tobers