In the wee hours, Mom and I were headed towards the bed. In the dark. I knew she was there but I guess she didn't see ME. Hoomins have no senses, I swear.
So we collided. People, she actually stepped on my toes! She apologized so I was gracious about accepting. And then:
"I'm glad it was you and not Leia. You're the feline equivalent of the Washington Memorial."
???<>! Mom! (I don't really know what the Washington Memorial is, but I'm thinking it must be big).
This is what I have to live with. No respect.
PS: My official lab report came back. Nothing to worry over.
I am so glad to hear that you got a good report, Toby! And yeah, human clumsiness - mine has stepped on Binga's toes more than once!
ReplyDeleteFabulous news about your report! Re:the other report...really, humans have no tact!
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Ms Stella O Houligan
How rude of your mum! I am glad your lab report was good.
ReplyDeleteOh the indignities!
ReplyDeleteWe, too, are glad your lab report came back with good results.
ReplyDeleteYes, humans tend to be quite rude, don't they? Ours is forever tripping over Nicki, and getting annoyed with him for being underfoot. What the heck?! At least your human is apologetic!
BTW, thanks for stopping by. The human is going to discontinue all homeopathic meds and retest Nick in three months, see if that makes a difference.
Glad you got a good report, Toby! As for that Washington Monument comment ... what's up with that?
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