Furriends! Kittehs! You will NOT believe the tail... errrr.... tale of perfidy and awfulness we haz to share today.
MOM GAVE AWAY OUR TOY!!!!
Oh, the outrage! The horror! We did NOT give our paw of approval on this endeavor, she just snatched it and ran, like a thief-y kind of person does.
You see, she's watching the Kitteh Next Door again. We don't approve of that either but like the generous souls we are, we overlook that indiscretion. But this...
We got a whiff of suspicious behavior when we noticed she was looking around at our toys and muttering to herself, wondering which ones we didn't use much. (This is typical faulty hoomin thinking; once a kitteh's possession ALWAYS that kitteh's possession). After she left to commit her indiscretion yesterday evening, we felt a rift in the Force and put our heads together.
A careful inventory turned up... well.. nothing missing really, but we are sure something was taken from us. The Force doesn't lie.
You two need to keep a better inventory, so you KNOW what's missing!
ReplyDeleteYak up a hairball on her shoes...that will teach her to mess with you guys!
ReplyDeleteI think it's a mom thing, taking our toys. Would you believe that mine has about 6 cat toys she keeps for herself in her bedroom (a place we cannot go usually)? Everybody knows those are for *us*.
ReplyDeleteYep, a kitty just knows things like that. If your mom takes a toy she needs to replace it with a new one.
ReplyDeleteI think you need a recount!
ReplyDeleteThe nerve, how dare she give away your toy without your permission.
ReplyDeleteNoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so!
ReplyDeleteYou two are so correct...the Force does not lie!
ReplyDeleteWhat?! How could she???
ReplyDeleteIt's true ... the force does NOT lie!